Interesting Facts About Aliens

~ Aliens are very sensitive about human feelings. They even understand maternal affection and your girlfriend's love.

~ Contrary to international research results (that they are greenish in colour), aliens are actually blue in colour.

~ They are not sticky as shown in Hollywood. They are very cute, fresh-looking, neat and clean people. You can even kiss them without worrying about any chemical on their skin.

~ Even though they are believed to be very powerful and advanced in science (see their spaceships), they are still scared of dogs and elephants.


~ They do not eat anything; they live only on solar energy. They get charged from sunlight or dhoop (perhaps like our calculators).

~ Their powers are rivalled by no less than God himself. They can cure a mentally
handicapped child (whom even US doctors have given up on)with just a tap on his head.

~ Forget contact lenses, contact aliens. They can correct your vision.

~ They can help humans fly (provided it is not cloudy outside and they have enough dhoop). The flying helps in many ways, including winning basketball games.

~ Given a chance, they can earn well with their magic shows. After all, they are very good working magic with clouds and your shadows, etc.

~ They can understand and speak Hindi and English.

~ Did you know ISRO (Indian Space Research Organisation) actually works on alien research and not on space research?

~ If you have a green monocrome monitor and four obsolete 5-1/2" floppy drives, you can make a device with which you can communicate with aliens.

~ Aliens will never come to your city until they first ensure a total power blackout.

~ They are generous enough to resume power connections in your city soon after they take off.

~ If you produce a particular sound (by whistle, instrument or whatever) you can call them as many times as you want to your town. They are free and are actually looking for such invitations so they can visit earth.